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I
sometimes wonder if, like the hero of Flann O'Brien's The Third
Policeman, my molecules have become partly bicycle.
I've
been riding bikes for as long as I can remember. Throughout my childhood,
with the exception of five years in Australia, there were always
bicycles around, and even in Adelaide I managed to borrow and fall
off a few bicycles.
As
a teenager I had to make do with a great heavy steel Raleigh that
my uncle Rod gave me, that had a metal chain guard, Dyno Hubs, a
huge chrome-plated front lamp and three-speed Sturmey Archer gears.
Stripped
eventually of all excess metal, and with its handlebars turned upside
down, this was transformed, at least in my imagination, into the
fastest machine you could imagine.
It
had a waterproof rubber saddlebag, and I would use this to transport
gallons of stinking pond water and mud home from the marshes, to
explore for water invertebrates at my leisure.
On
that bicycle I would pedal through the countryside that surrounded
Sittingbourne, eventually travelling along the Pilgrim's Way to
the River Medway on the other side of the North Downs, to Faversham
along the Lower Road that runs parallel to the A2, to the Upchurch
marshes.
I
would bring home fossil sea urchins and old clay pipe bowls.
At
university I cycled regularly between South Kensington and the Imperial
College Field Station at Sunninghill. I'd range far and wide at
week-ends, even I remember, cycling through the night into Norfolk
intending to surprise Ruth Lawson at home and then bottling out
at the last minute and cycling back again. Ho hum... I wonder what
happened to Ruth?
I
of course went on riding...bicycles were less worrisome than women...and
in 1970 bought a secondhand Dawes Red Feather in Rugby, which lasted
me another 15 years or so. Then in 1985 Frances generously bought
me my first ever brand new bike, another Dawes.
In
Canada, having had to leave the Dawes behind in Newcastle, I resorted
to building two road bikes for myself and Lenore out of the assembled
bits of four others rescued from the scrap heap.
Lenore
never used hers, but on mine I managed to have my only serious accident,
being hit by not one but two pickup trucks on the road between Oliver
and Osoyoos. Knocked into the highway by a truck reversing out of
a smallholding, I survived thanks to the quick reactions of the
second driver, which collided with my lycra-clad arse. I suffered
only cuts and bruises and a lot of humiliation. I only show the
scars to those who know me extremely intimately...
And
now I ride a Ridgeback Epsilon, and it is on this beast that my
cycle stories will be made... Lenore, who is a new and rather wary
convert to cycling, has a Ridgeback K4.
CYCLE
VOYAGES
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