| Ralph's
Rant No. 1 |
The
joy of the "Gents" |
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| Ralph's
Rant No. 2 |
Wild
about the Wilderness |
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| Ralph's
Rant No. 3 |
Any
closer to my backside and you'd better be a haemorrhoid! |
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| Ralph's
Rant No. 4 |
I
love dead radio batteries! |
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| Ralph's
Rant No. 5 |
Nightmare
ferry journeys |
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| Ralph's
Rant No. 6 |
Britain's
Third World transport system |
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Lenore's
Rant No. 1
|
An
open letter to campground owners |
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| Lenore's
Rant No. 2 |
I
am NOT on vacation! |
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| OTHER
MOANS |
| Ralph
is bitter about bites |
Giving
blood involuntarily is no fun |
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| Of
people clutching warm plastic bags |
Ralph
mutters under his breath about pets and stuff you tread in |
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